My procurement horror story comes from something that an MRO buyer told me at a conference. But instead of re-telling it in normal prose, I will do it in the style of a DirectTV commercial (there is a nice compilation of themhere的）。
- When you are an MRO buyer being measured by PPV, you look for purchase price savings to avoid getting fired.
- 当您寻找购买价格节省时，您将您的利益相关者指导最低价供应商。
- 当您选择最低的价格供应商时，您的供应商质量会受到影响。
- 当您的供应商是一个janitorial服务供应商时，您的janitorial服务质量会受到影响。
- 当您的清洁服务质量遭受时，您最终会有脏浴室。
- 当您有脏浴室时，您的同事会因为选择低价供应商而生气。
- 当你的同事为肮脏的浴室生气时，你会感到有罪的脏浴室。
- And when you feel guilty about dirty bathrooms, you start wiping the counters to keep those bathrooms clean.
In this case, you'd have to dust the antlers too.
Don’t clean dirty bathrooms at your workplace – stop getting yourself measured on PPV!
是的，这个故事实际上是真的。当然，您知道在购买方面的轨道上何处然而，这种东西仍然一直发生。
有人有一个可以击败这个的故事吗？如果没有，奖品是我的！（用疯狂的笑声说道）。顺便说一下，有一个奖品，对吗？
[Note from the editor: There indeed is a prize. All the details, as well as submission form, can be foundhere。Time's running out, so send in your story!]
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